Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Friday, September 12, 2008
Woman Who Turned Silver...
Rosemary Jacobs, 66, had painful face peels to remove layers of skin after it developed an irreversible grey tinge.
Her rare condition - known as argyria - began when she started taking nasal drops containing colloidal silver (CSP) at the age of 11.
Four years later a skin biopsy revealed a multitude of silver particles embedded deep beneath her epidermis.
“They told me my colour was permanent,” Mrs Jacobs said. “It was devastating.”
High Heels For Babies - Its Time Has Come...
Two Washington moms have come out with a product that is selling well, but yet it drawing criticism from some quarters:
Two Washington State moms have launched a business that sells high heels for babies.
The entrepreneurs sold their first shoes 14 weeks ago and haven't looked back since.
"Oh yeah. It draws attention," said Jenelle Kulaas. "People see them and are like, those are hilarious!"
The shoes are the brain child of Britta Bacon, who thought up the idea and the brand name "Heelarious" on her daughter's fourth birthday.
What a great idea, I'm amazed someone hasn't thought of this before. This will go well with the other baby products I intend to launch later this month, like my patented "Thong Diapers". And the ever-so-popular, "Baby Assless Chaps"--and of course the "Baby Boostier".
Oh ya, nothing says "I love to exploit my children" more than whorish baby apparel.
Monday, August 25, 2008
Pole Dancing
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Wednesday, July 02, 2008
Dress code for 50+...
Many of us over 50, WAY over 50, or on the way to 50 are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We’re unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions.
Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo’s and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist
11. Bikinis and liver spots
12. Short shorts and varicose veins
13. Inline skates and a walker
And the ultimate ‘Bad Taste’ in fashion ! for the ‘Older folks’…………………
14. Thongs and Depends
Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop. Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance.
Top 10 Things Kids Stick Up Their Noses...
1. Crayons
2. Beads
3. French fries
4. Fingers
5. Marbles
6. Spaghetti
7. Tissue
8. Cheerios
9. Small toys
10. Beans and peas
New Bra Invention...
Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Ohio State University, has invented a bra that keeps women’s breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
Don't Feel Bad for Ronaldo...
After Portugal was knocked out of Euro 2008 by the Germans I was a little surprised by Cristiano Ronaldo’s reaction, he normally cries like a fat chick at the prom, but for some reason he kept it together this time. Now I know why. The sooner he was done the tournament the sooner he could get to the beach with his hot Spanish model girlfriend Nereida Gallardo.
One of the World's Last Uncontacted Tribes...
- Amazon Indians from one of the world's last uncontacted tribes have been photographed from the air, with striking images released on Thursday showing them painted bright red and brandishing bows and arrows.
- The photographs of the tribe near the border between Brazil and Peru are rare evidence that such groups exist. A Brazilian official involved in the expedition said many of them are in increasing danger from illegal logging.
- "What is happening in this region is a monumental crime against the natural world, the tribes, the fauna and is further testimony to the complete irrationality with which we, the 'civilized' ones, treat the world," Jose Carlos Meirelles was quoted as saying in a statement by the Survival International group.
- One of the pictures, which can be seen on Survival International's Web site (http://www.survival-international.org), shows two Indian men covered in bright red pigment poised to fire arrows at the aircraft while another Indian looks on.
- Another photo shows about 15 Indians near thatched huts, some of them also preparing to fire arrows at the aircraft.
- "The world needs to wake up to this, and ensure that their territory is protected in accordance with international law. Otherwise, they will soon be made extinct," said Stephen Corry, the director of Survival International, which supports tribal people around the world.
- Of more than 100 uncontacted tribes worldwide, more than half live in either Brazil or Peru, Survival International says. It says all are in grave danger of being forced off their land, killed and ravaged by new diseases.
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