There I was on my way to work ... getting into a fight was the furtherest thing from my mind ... wasn't even on the horizon ...
I was in a great mood .... and then ... I rear-ended a car.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of
the car .. (and you know how you just-get-so-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny)?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it .... he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
...and that's when the fight started...
