Monday, July 30, 2007

WITS vs UJ...

A Wits man and a UJ man are at the urinal. They finish and zip up. The Wits man proceeds to the sink to wash his hands, while the UJ man immediately makes for the exit.
The Wits man says, "At Wits they teach us to wash our hands after we urinate."
The UJ man replies, "At UJ they teach us not to piss on our hands."

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