Friday, September 12, 2008

Taking A Shortcut...






Caption This...


Woman Who Turned Silver...


Rosemary Jacobs, 66, had painful face peels to remove layers of skin after it developed an irreversible grey tinge.

Her rare condition - known as argyria - began when she started taking nasal drops containing colloidal silver (CSP) at the age of 11.

Four years later a skin biopsy revealed a multitude of silver particles embedded deep beneath her epidermis.

“They told me my colour was permanent,” Mrs Jacobs said. “It was devastating.”

High Heels For Babies - Its Time Has Come...


Two Washington moms have come out with a product that is selling well, but yet it drawing criticism from some quarters:

Two Washington State moms have launched a business that sells high heels for babies.

The entrepreneurs sold their first shoes 14 weeks ago and haven't looked back since.

"Oh yeah. It draws attention," said Jenelle Kulaas. "People see them and are like, those are hilarious!"

The shoes are the brain child of Britta Bacon, who thought up the idea and the brand name "Heelarious" on her daughter's fourth birthday.

What a great idea, I'm amazed someone hasn't thought of this before. This will go well with the other baby products I intend to launch later this month, like my patented "Thong Diapers". And the ever-so-popular, "Baby Assless Chaps"--and of course the "Baby Boostier".

Oh ya, nothing says "I love to exploit my children" more than whorish baby apparel.