Thursday, October 01, 2009
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Friday, September 25, 2009
Bug Infested Ceiling...
Artist Jan Fabre spent four months (with his 29 assistants) gluing 1.6 Million Buprestidae beetles on the ceiling of the Royal Palace in Brussels to create the Heaven of Delight.
Jan Fabre says he began with smaller projects and surfaces to see what him and his team could come up with and the result is this very unusual ceiling decor.
Since beetles are a non-protected species, it was easy for Jan and his team to gather the jeweled beetles from universities and countries like Thailand where beetles are considered a delicacy.
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Friday, September 18, 2009
Top 10 reasons why men prefer guns over woman
The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favoured over a woman....
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favoured over a woman....
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Monday, September 14, 2009
Lifestyle Acronyms...
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says ” I’m a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know… Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.”
The second guy says “I’m a D.I.N.K, you know… Double Income, No Kids.”
The third guy says, ” I’m a R.U.B, you know… Rich, Urban, Biker.”
They turn to the woman and ask her, ” What are you? ”
She replies: ” I’m a WIFE, you know…
Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.”
Thursday, September 10, 2009
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