Some Quality Insults...!

Your Dad was in Brokeback Mountain

When your mate knocks at the door. Open it and say, 'did someone order a Cunt?'

If I throw a stick will you fuck off?

Son of a wankstained syphilitic motherless goat

You have a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!

You so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped ya mama

Speculate on their mums hairy armpits. "She looks like she has got bob marley in a headlock"

You have a face like a dropped pie!

Your face looks like it's been set on fire and put out with a shovel

The best part of you dribbled down your daddy's leg..................as he climbed off your sister

An old classic. Hold up your middle finger and say "Smell your mum!"