Things You Don't Want to Hear at the Tattoo Parlor...

* Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE.

* We're all out of red, so I used pink.

* There are 2 Os in Bob, right?

* Sorry, sir, your chest will only hold the bottle dinghy."

* That call was for you. Hope you meet someone else named Tahiti Sweetie.

* Gosh, I hate it when I get the hiccups.

* Anything else you want to say? You've got plenty of room back here.

* I'll bet you can't tell I've never done this before.

* The flag's all done and you know, the folds of fat make a nice waving effect.

* Oops....