Pam Anderson is Knocked Up...

Pam Anderson is pregnant So you know that dude Pam Anderson married, wanted to divorce, wanted to be married to again, and now wants to divorce again? She’s pregnant with his kid. Ahhhhh, good times.


If this baby’s born with only minor birth defects I’d consider that a small miracle. Doesn’t this bitch still have hepatitis? Call me crazy but shouldn’t she maybe have her tubes tied or burned. And how does she know it’s Salomon’s kid anyway? Pam’s handled more wood in the past six months than a lumberjack.