Miss Britney Spears...

Everyone I’ve ever talked to about Britney Spears has said the same thing, that sooner or later she would end up strung out in trashy fishnets behind a dumpster somewhere probably covered in someone else’s DNA. Well it’s finally happened, I don’t know the circumstances that brought her to this alley, and quite frankly I don’t care, but she does look very comfortable there like a bear found in the city whacked out on goofballs in a slutty outfit being released back into the wilderness.