Why...?

Howard Stern's Answer:
I'm afraid to answer that because the FCC would fine me for it! Wait until I'm on satellite radio, then I'll tell you.

Jessica Simpson 's Answer:
Why would he be one a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?

Homer Simpson 's Answer:
There was free beer on the other side of the road.

Snoop Dogg 's Answer:
This motherfuckin fool of a chicken didn't fuckin know what the fuck he was doin crossin a fuckin alley in fuckin Harlem at 1:00 in the fuckin mornin'.

John Kerry's Answer:
I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe that the chicken should not get to the other side..

Gandhi 's Answer:
All chickens should peacefully resist by crossing the road.

Colin Powell 's Answer:
This is not about whether inspectors made sure the chicken crossed the road, it's about the willingness of the chicken to cross the road voluntarily.

Saeed Sahaf (Former) Iraq Information Minister:
There is no such chicken trying to cross the road, and there never has been any such chicken.

Jack Nicholson's Answer:
'Cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored) reason.

George Bush's Answer:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Bill Gates' Answer:
I have just released eChicken 2006, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

Martha Stewart's Answer:
No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

Martin Luther King Jr's Answer:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question

Ralph Nader's Answer:
The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been pollutedby unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.

John Lennon's Answer:
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

Saddam Hussein's Answer:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Bill Clinton's Answer:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

The Bible's Answer:
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

Morpheus's Answer:
Neo, there is no chicken.

Shakespeare 's Answer:
To cross or not to cross, that is the question.

O.J. Simpson's Answer:
It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.

George Bush's Second Answer:
Look, it's tough crossin' the road. The chicken knows it's tough. The American people have got to understand that I know the chicken knows it's tough. I read the report. But the chicken's on the march. And it will get the job done.