Li'l Johnny and His Maths...

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.‘Why?’ asks the father?

‘The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3,” I said ‘6′, replies Johnny.

‘But that’s right!’ says his dad.

‘Yeah, but then she asked me ‘How much is 3×2?”

‘What’s the fucking difference?’ asks the father.

‘That’s what I said!’